Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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