help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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