Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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