This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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