garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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