Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Randomize
