come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I wear drunk well.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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