"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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