brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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