if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
