I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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