Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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