Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you will always have a special place in my vag
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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