I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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