you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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