do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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