it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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