You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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