considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We have started to decorate penises.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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