we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Where is the hickey?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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