i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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