Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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