I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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