i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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