omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Mom said you looked used
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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