I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i was born a porn star she said
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
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