College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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