I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
This is the high leading the old right now
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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