brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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