He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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