I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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