Apparently you make a good broom.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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