God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
