If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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