ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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