I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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