There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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