there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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