Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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