She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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