Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just forgot I was standing up.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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