She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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