"it" just moved
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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