I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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