Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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