Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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