That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think i have herpe
just one?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just gift wrapped bread.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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