youre lurking in front of me
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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