I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We got so high we made milksteak
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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