Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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