I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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