i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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