Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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