Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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