I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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