Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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