I can't breathe out the right side of my face
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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